I Own My Imperfections

drew lays claim to all the things that you can't stand about drew
can you say the same for the things that drew can't stand about you?
drew contemplates heaven and hell with his earthbound crew
and though you say we're hardly right, we sips bacardi lite between rounds of brew
i own my imperfections so perfectly that i can call them but i'm so imperfect that even as i call them, i know i won't call all of them
drew takes the scenic route to doing right
which means i make a lot of wrong turns
especially when strongly urged by females with long curves and bongs full of herb
inconsistent, moody
son-of-a-biscuit, droopy
those who hate me really love me
those who love me want to shoot me
my many accents tend to run into each other so i be having to repeat myself over
plus i'm from New Orleans, so my speech is full of "WHOOOA, BRUH" and "Noooo, huh?"
i give others great advice that i'm not too good at following
and get myself into situations that resemble jagged little pills that i'm not too good at swallowing
i fault the world for not understanding my ass
yet seclude myself into myself so as not to give the world a chance
meditating in my droopy steeple and if you see through all my preaching about us all being truly equal
you'll see i secretly think i'm too good for bourgie people
and if you're a dude trying to be my friend, then just realize off top that i will use the stereotype that "men aren't as open with their emotions as women" as my excuse not to open up to yo ass, thus continuing and contributing to that stereotype while contradicting myself as i often do
and if you're a female trying to enter my world and love me, then really watch out because the soap opera that is my life has caused me to have a love-hate relationship with Love, beau
so the moment you say you "love" drew is the moment drew starts to mistrust you
so baby please don't make the mistake of thinking we're making love when i fuck you.
Yes.

I AM IMPERFECT WITH A CAPITAL "M".

and i tell you all this trusting in
the hope that from now on when you look in my eyes, you won't just see the crust in them
and now that i've revealed my imperfections to you, i realize they may tend to scare you off, of course

but at least i own my imperfections:

Now what about yours?