"AQUA-MAN!!"

(from Droopy's forthcoming 2nd CD "The Broke Album" & the forthcoming Fifth Element compilation)

Who's the wettest poecist in the joint?
AQUA-MAN!!
Zero degrees be the freezing point...
AQUA-MAN!!
With fins and scales, I spins my tales...
AQUA-MAN!!
You stole all your rhymes; your whole style's contraband...H-2-O

I can't wait to flow
What does it stand for? You should know, kid:
Hazardous 2 Opponents
I slip in streams, rivers and lakes
With Liquid Dreams like Sir Reigns
Looking for wifey in these Broke Ballerinas and mermaids
Word, mayn; I'm Invisible like Native Son
So when I come, it's no place to run
When I get loose with the juice, my Ocean Sprays the sun
When Aqua-Man drops to land, I hit you in your Java Head with a Side
of Slam
Like Komplex had at College Park with Sly and Nat
My hobby is Dri Fish-in' off the coast of Northeast Ireland
Where Words Paint Pictures in water colors
I live below sea level where it's often flooded
So catch a breath of fresh air from my poetic water bubbles
When Droopy dies, you could probably find Droopy's body
20,000 leagues beneath the sea, sleeping with the fishies like Luca
Brasi
True Pisces; you think you can rock with me?
WOOKA WOOKA WOOKA!!
I'll throw tomatoes at you stupid Fonzies
Fifth Element, family
Mess with it, daddy
We're "so fresh and so clean" like a peppermint patty
You want to slam with WE? That's a hell of a fantasy
Sir, Native Son, Femi, Komplex, and me
The dopest cat with an Ocean Pacific hat and Nautica pants
More at home when I'm off of the land
With a microphone replacing my lost hand
'Nuff respect to Pharell and Chad
But I'M the Neptune, not to brag
Poseidon, Pisces, Cajun crawdad
Also known as Aqua-Man!

Wettest poecist in the joint!
AQUA-MAN!!
Zero degrees be the freezing point...
AQUA-MAN!!
With fins and scales, I spins my tales...
AQUA-MAN!!
You stole all your rhymes; your whole style's contraband...

H-2-0; Hard 2 Obliterate
Whether solid, gas, or liquid state
In a cloud, in a glass, or in a glacier, I inundate
You can't imitate, because your soda pop flows are known to cause
liver splotches and hiccups
My river clogs your peninsula and floods you with knowledge and wisdom
My nation, check my hydration
Three-fourths of the globe knows my morse code
They say "Hi" by WAVING
My flow is an unholy wrath with more Lakers than Kobe and Shaq
So many flows in my naps, I part my hair with Moses' staff
When I flow, I break dams, you dope
You say, "Damn, Drew dope!"
Lions and tigers and bears, you ain't in Kansas no mo'
When it comes to flow, son is "whoa"; impedes your speech like Native
Son, yo
Even Ivy couldn't fight the Undertow, yo
What's my element? Elementary, dear Watson:
The same thing you find submarines, piers, and yachts in
Droopy, the True Pisces, the black Pierce Brosnan
Water, baby, raw shit; gargle it and SWALLOW it!

Wettest poecist in the joint!
AQUA-MAN!!
Zero degrees be the freezing point..
AQUA-MAN!!
With fins and scales, I spins my tales..
AQUA-MAN!!
You stole all your rhymes; your whole style's contraband...

Druid, the fluid boy, superhumanoid
Stupid for you to toy with me
Drown in my deadpool, you'll be destroyed quickly
Many women tricked into skinny-dipping with me
My ministry cooks you like Sizzilean
Instantly turn your darling to hot chocolate
When I just add water
We did the breast stroke and kept afloat
She called me "Daddy Aqua"
I'll get up in your gills, Boo
You need me to live, but too much of me can kill you
The name's Drew, not Jeru, but still I love to damage ya
Pointed ears and winged feet like Namor the Sub-Mariner
When I flow, I flow with stamina
Whether it's an emcee battle or I'm slammin' ya
It don't even matter, bruh
My whole clan is raw, bringing light to the darkness like Cloak and
Dagger, paw
Fuck a car; I ride a Portugese Man-of-war
As I battle the Hatrix, the friends of me
Be clams and crustaceans in coral reefs with sea anemones
The nerve of cats, I murder cats, Fifth L in the house
I'll leave a bruise in your pride and a swell in your mouth
I'll hunt you down like a gazelle in the wild
Aqua-Man; I drop to land when my rain is expelled from the clouds
I rock Broke Baller gear; forget Pelle or Guess
Untouchable; call me the Fifth L-iot Ness
I'm Necessary like candlewax to skelly, said Plex
Then I submerge in my waterbed, buried in depth/debt...

So who's the wettest poecist in the jizzle?
AQUA-MAN!!
Zero degrees be the freezing pizzle!
AQUA-MAN!!
With fins and scizzles, I spins my tizzles..
AQUA-MAN!!
You stole ALL your rizzles
Whole stizzle's contrabizzle, nizzle!